How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?
I loved GotG, but this is fantastic and true.
1. Doesn’t Thanos have a line calling Gamora his favorite daughter right in front of Nebula? Kate Beaton did a comic about it. They even cut to Nebula getting a pissy look and then saying “Thanks, dad” in a sarcastic voice. For a website that can write a thesis about Loki based on him blinking, that makes things pretty obvious. What more do you want?
Nebula: By the way, I resent Nebula because my father loves her more than me.
Ronan: Yeah, I got that.
Nebula: Just checking to see if you were paying attention. I also hate Thanos, which we can attribute both to him liking Gamora and him turning me into a cybernetic killing machine, but I’m obliged to serve him because he’s a nigh-unstoppable space god. However, I would jump ship if someone were to suddenly gain phenomenal cosmic power and come gunning for him. But then if it looked like the new guy was in danger of flaming out, I would probably peace out and see who won. I’m basically a pragmatic opportunist who hates everyone owing to an abusive family and home life. Everyone got that?
2. Gamora shuts down the shield generator protecting Ronan in the climax. Complaining about that is like complaining that in Return of the Jedi, Leia doesn’t physically explode the Death Star, she and Han ‘just’ destroy the (wadayaknow) shield generator protecting it so Lando can hit the power core while Luke kills the Emperor to keep him from escaping and continuing the war. It’s a team effort. What, does a female character not count unless she literally saves the universe all by herself?
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
my school ya’ll…
20,000+ notes, our Pit Preacher is internet famous! XD
my dear freshman, that bingo has been around since at least last year
oh gary lol
WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOING
We worked really hard on this amazing new music video for Heavy Metal and Reflective by Azealia Banks. I’d love it if you gave it a watch. She looks fierce as fuck and the track is hot. Much love to the tA crew for the hard work on this!
i can’t resist period dramas about silly topics.
i’ve watched shows about early (spying) flight attendants, a department store, lady codebreakers solving crime, ladies packing bombs for the war effort, midwifes, and i just want more (also what even were men doing).
make more period dramas, bbc. more i say.
If you like Iggy Azalea and not Azealia Banks, you are the definition of a fake ass bitch.
so down with azealia azalea and iggy banks.
For all the free music Azealia Banks has given us (Count Contessa, The Fantasea Mixtape, Yung Rapunxel, everything from before the 1991 EP), I really hope her fans did the right thing and purchased Heavy Metal & Reflective.
I’m not a big fan of buying digital music, but Azealia really needs her…